My Mad World

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 20:28:02 GMT

Hahahaha. Just to spite you all, I have updated on this account.

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 02:13:39 GMT

Because of certain 'outsider parties', Petah has decided to set his journalé to friends only.

You wanna read it, (and i know you do), simply state why he should allow you on such a prestigious list.

<3

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 02:10:02 GMT

SIXTEEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 03:23:03 GMT

Upon Ms. Peace's horrible failure with the New Orleans trip, she decided to scrap the idea. At exec this morning, we discussed other possible trip ideas and New York City was brought up.

N-Y-FUCKIN-C PEOPLE! Thats right, the birthplace of thumper, the only place in the world where a black boy can become a white woman AND the wide array of hobos.

This could very well be the trip of a lifetime, and is SO worth a $700 investment.

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 03:34:22 GMT

For Yoshi:

"Do you remember how awesome it was when you sent me a letter from across the province and forgot to put a stamp on it - but i got it anyways!! ?

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 02:51:03 GMT

To quote the naive Lindsay Stevens:

"Will carbonated water make me fat?"

Improveezy-Off!

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 02:09:41 GMT

Wow, what a day. Woke up at 8:30, drivers ed inclass at 9:30-12:30 then the real fun started.

Today, I had my HYS concert @ nelson in burlington, which was oodles of fun. We had our dress rehearsal from 1-2 (I nearly had a stroke) and then Kate and I went out cruising in her highlander. We first dropped a few tools off at subway, then we went to Bronte for coffee/shennanigans. So...we embarked, while blasting the Hot Hot Heat/Yellowcard/Wheres your head at. We first went to the harbour where dear Lemoncakes showed me her massive boat that was in a blue barn with a plywood door, in lieu of the latter broken-in-half piece of wood. We then went to the Bronte Sobeys, where I bought an apple and some sour candy things, and we laughed at the tools the had on cash. We then proceeded to Tim Hortons where Kate bought some killer 'scones' and we laughed at the stupid cashier there. Bottom line: The folks in Bronte are fine and dandy, but not too swift. So Kate and I return. Later on, Elizabeth and me sold some hoodies, and put broken candycanes in Linda's loafers - muah. In conclusion, the concert was pretty shitty, with Zemocakes and I having a MAD improvise-off which resulted in me almost soiling myself. Thaaats today in a nutshell folks. Until next time!

Sun, 05 Dec 2004 03:41:39 GMT

If you ever actually look at your friend's livejournals outside of the 'friends view', you will have noticed that I have totally pimped out my LJ.

Feedback?

Frustrated..

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:07:06 GMT

I am really fucking tired of msn working when it wants to. I am also really damn irked that my parents arent buying a much needed new computer, when they buy useless shit that we will never use. I am FRUSTRATED.

and, I just watched 'Requiem for a Dream' which accounts for major emo-behaviour on my part. That movie disturbed me and thank god Burt and I watched some monty python afterward.

gd'nite.

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 17:51:06 GMT

Top 10 things one wouldnt want to get for christmas:

10. Spam

9. Best of Macy Gray CD

8. School supplies

7. Electronic Toothbrush

6. Ballroom Dancing Lessons

5. Luggage (suitcases etc.)

4. Stamps

3. National Geographic magazine subscription

2. Clothes from northern getaway

andddd the number one thing one wouldnt want to get for christmas is:

Georgina wrapped up in a box.

COKE BINGE

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 18:33:14 GMT

Yes, its true. I'm gonna consume a ton this weekend and then go off of it for a month or so.

For `personal accomplishment's` sake..?

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 02:57:58 GMT

Tuesday night, which means ORCHESTRA update! Segments included:

-Off the heezy exotizee - MAD improvisation skills & Kate almost peeing her pants
-Emocore frolicking through the rain to "I want something else...to get me through this..semi charmed kinda life"
-i MUST attend one of these naughty sleepover parties
-my hot wheels will rape Noel's
-hey andrew, can you play ANY CLOSER to my fucking face!?
-Lauren Ground - Fetal Alchohol Syndrome at its finest.

***

Asides from the usual orchestra shennanigans, I was payed an at-home visit by Kyra, Alex and Katie...

Fuck you Alex. You said you'd bring me dinos and you didnt. You must work to gain my forgiveness.

***

Well thats all children. OH and Petah is looking for a new job. Any suggestions?

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:46:50 GMT

So I was watching Shrek last night, and this song came up...I've always loved it and I could never figure out who it was by:

I've heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don't really care for music, do you?
It goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a kitchen chair
She broke your throne, she cut your hair
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Maybe I have been here before
I know this room, I've walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you
I've seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

There was a time you let me know
What's real and going on below
But now you never show it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved in you
The holy dark was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Maybe there's a God above
And all I ever learned from love
Was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
And it's not a cry you can hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 04:10:22 GMT

MSN sucks like a whore in heat. Is anyone else having problems with it not logging you on?

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 03:08:51 GMT

SOBEYS IS A CHEAP-ASS CORPORATE SLUTBAG/DIRTY CRACKWHORE STREET VAGRANT ENTERPRISE! They gypped me 100 fuckin bucks on my paycheque! This shit is going STRAIGHT to Dianne.

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 02:35:20 GMT

Good evening ladies and gents: its tuesday night which means time for orchestra updates!

The first thing I noticed at orchestra was Kate's sexily risque Catherine-Zeta-Jones-style hair. Combined with the red samurai pants, it made me wanna have a zorgasm mystere! (Love you zemocakes).

Hurray for hot hot heat in the car:
"Nobody likes a child who complains and I wont be that child any longer"

I also learned that Willa's urinary tract is connected to mine, AND got invited to her bridal shower. Touché.

Not much happened tonight! But I'm sure next week will be packed full of jokes and heart-to-hearts.

Goodnight, infants!

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 03:30:34 GMT

Work was good, because NO JAMES! I'm still on Dianne's good side, thank god. Braces tightened today - hurts like mary giving birth. Thats a wrap. Out-

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 03:09:47 GMT

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Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:24:22 GMT

Well what an un-fucking-eventful saturday. I woke up at 10, and I drove downtown for lunch at the Paradiso. I dropped off the book that I used Sho to sign out, and then I weaved my way through tons of cars and drove back home. Back at home, I didnt do a damn thing - in fact, I havnt even set foot outside since 1:00pm this afternoon. Thats almost nine friggin hours ago. I was 'supposed' to go out and do something tonight, but some people are just tools and they cant take the initiative to make a few phone calls. Its 8:36 pm right now and ima call Burt up and see if he wants to go to Timmy Ho's for a petty hot chocolate and an artery-clogging donut. Night folks.

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 05:07:41 GMT

I have relatives staying with me and I do not know who the fuck they are. I've never seen them before. Mind blowing.

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 01:36:25 GMT

How to make an average Oakvillian:

1.White nike's.

2. Faded blue american eagle jeans.

3. Long sleeve shirt with tshirt over it.

4. Ruffled-messy-gelled hair.

5. Titanium Cellphone.

Sound familiar?

Wed, 17 Nov 2004 02:39:35 GMT

Time for the standard Tuesday night update.

Orchestra was awesome this weekend - yet again, with a whole new batch of memories:

1. Kate and her beastly arms that can snap off glow stix with the snap of ones fingers.

2. Soulmates.

3. Mad chases/tag/wagon rides.

4. Oceans of spittle...ew!

So yes, twas a rather eventful rehearsal with Jahh-nezz conducting the sectionals. I cant waitt for this week to be over!

Peter

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 02:45:33 GMT

I was in germish today and a particularily funny memory came upon my mind:

**

I was a camp councellor this summer, there was one 12 year old girl named Laura. All the councellors referred to Laura as the 'oopma loompa' for obvious reasons.

One day, Laura was running as fast as her stubby little legs could carry her. Little did she know that there was a rather steep hill ahead. Poor Laura tripped over her own cankles and she started to rolll down that hill. She rolled, and rolled, and rolled some more. Then she crashed into the woodshed at the bottom of the hill.

**

It sounds like a horrible thing - in fact, it is a horrible thing. But it made me pee my pants and that doesnt happen too often. The moral of the story is - Laura, I salute you.

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 02:59:43 GMT

Jesus its November 14th and all the christmas lights are up already. We arent gonna turn them on until mid december but is it not pathetic that my parents are so festively aroused that they made me spend my whole sunday 'decking the halls' ? Christ.

Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:31:13 GMT

Christ, its that time of year again. All the relatives are asking for it. You dread it. Its the ........*drumroll* CHRISTMAS WISHLIST!

Dammit why does everything I want have to be so damn expensive? I shall dub this: *Peter's Fantasy Christmas Wishlist*

-40Gb Ipod OR Lyra mp3 player
-CAR (so not happening)
-Cell phone
-Kill Bill Volume 1 [essential]
-Grundig sound system for ma room (pics below)

-New Winter Coat
-One of those fancy new MACs (pic below)

its cool because the computer is built into the moniter! In other words, what you see in the picture is all there is to it!

Well thats a wrap folks. I am such a meglomaniac, and I love it. I challenge thee to come up with a more 'spoiled brat/veruca salt/ xmas wishlist. Tata.