Shaniqua Jackson ([info]p_pantalone) wrote,
@ 2004-12-08 22:19:00
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Upon Ms. Peace's horrible failure with the New Orleans trip, she decided to scrap the idea. At exec this morning, we discussed other possible trip ideas and New York City was brought up.

N-Y-FUCKIN-C PEOPLE! Thats right, the birthplace of thumper, the only place in the world where a black boy can become a white woman AND the wide array of hobos.

This could very well be the trip of a lifetime, and is SO worth a $700 investment.

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[info]cursedheart
2004-12-09 03:24 am UTC (link)
XD XD XD So is!!

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[info]p_pantalone
2004-12-09 03:35 am UTC (link)
Our 'to-do' list for the NYC trip:

1. Ensure we get a room with a random part of the wall jutting out - just enough to hide a thumper.

2. Buy some more sour kool-aid and chug/snort the fucker.

3. Get a hobo to sing us Mr Bojangles - then, get his autograph.

4. Go into a designer clothing store, and act like we have downs syndrome.

5. Slip sex notes under the doors of other people's hotel rooms.

6. Make naughty calls to the local asian-run laundrymats.

7. Emphasize the fact that we are Canadians, and therefore superior to any american swine which we will encounter. We must blatantly act like hicks around them, and then snicker away while muttering patriotic phrases in our jean-cretien accents.

8. Check the overhead storage bins to make sure thumper didnt hitch a ride back to Oakville.


This ought to be a trip we'll never forget.



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[info]conser
2004-12-13 01:59 am UTC (link)
I want to say I worship you, but your ego's so big anyway...

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[info]p_pantalone
2004-12-13 02:07 am UTC (link)
I love you, dearest.

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[info]conser
2004-12-13 02:38 am UTC (link)
*Glares* Pure evil.

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[info]shoism
2004-12-09 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Pfft, when are you kids going?

I'm going to Europe, which so owns NYC. ANd I'd tell you all about it if I wasn't going to die on the plane =P

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[info]tugboatpirates
2004-12-09 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I think you should hijack your bus and INSTEAD... COME TO MLILTON.(hahaah i cant even spell my own town's name!! - god i'm a fag)

Milton will own New York anyday,

But remind me to tell you about how we side-swiped a car in harlem! HARLEM!!

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[info]p_pantalone
2004-12-10 02:04 am UTC (link)
Oh you did. A very risque move indeed......but at least it wasnt in the Bronx...or Yonkers.

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